Miss Vanderschmelt is contemplating calling her lawyer and bringing a lawsuit against her plastic surgeon. Not for malpractice ........ but ....... because he refuses to give her any more collagen shots!
Jack - this is so funny! There is someone I know who just got collagen shots and is now wishing that she didn't. I have to send her over to your here to check this out. I know she will get a kick out of this.
I think her plastic surgeon might've gotten ahold of Mr. Potato Head's mouth? People should leave well enough alone. I'm planning on aging gracefully -- no, wait, I think I'm going to go for eccentric!
Ahh she reminds me of someone .... A few years ago I was sitting at our campsite next to a candle (it was dark) reading a good book and sipping a glass of good cab sav... now I always slurp my wine, and wake up with a silly stain on my lips from the shape of the glass.... anyway I am slurping away, reading my book and suddenly there is this massive pain in my top lip.
I throw the wine away and find that there is a bee swimming in it and it has just stung me on the lip (I'd be dead if I wasn't a slurper cause it would have stung me on the throat) anyway I'm miles from anywhere.... can't get to the doctor ... the next morning I wake up and I look like your woman (except my pecs are smaller and my hair shorter) :)
Jack - this is so funny! There is someone I know who just got collagen shots and is now wishing that she didn't. I have to send her over to your here to check this out. I know she will get a kick out of this.
ReplyDeleteI could use a bit of that collagen. Now that I think about it, I wonder how it would work for my bank account.
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hahaha Jack, it looks like she has collagen in more than her lips ;)
ReplyDeleteHave to say it-- swell lips ;) !
ReplyDeleteTee hee!
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ReplyDeleteI think her plastic surgeon might've gotten ahold of Mr. Potato Head's mouth? People should leave well enough alone. I'm planning on aging gracefully -- no, wait, I think I'm going to go for eccentric!
ReplyDeleteI just made a fool of myself in the office. THIS IS FABULOUS!!!!! Perfect interpretation of the theme. Just love it!
ReplyDelete..Hahaha..coool, Jack..love it!
ReplyDeleteWow - that is a bit too much!
ReplyDeleteLovely character.
SWELL job Jack, great character design
ReplyDeleteAw, come on Miss V, surely with a little lipliner and high gloss, that pouty mouth is sure to get noticed!
ReplyDeleteAhh she reminds me of someone .... A few years ago I was sitting at our campsite next to a candle (it was dark) reading a good book and sipping a glass of good cab sav... now I always slurp my wine, and wake up with a silly stain on my lips from the shape of the glass.... anyway I am slurping away, reading my book and suddenly there is this massive pain in my top lip.
ReplyDeleteI throw the wine away and find that there is a bee swimming in it and it has just stung me on the lip (I'd be dead if I wasn't a slurper cause it would have stung me on the throat) anyway I'm miles from anywhere.... can't get to the doctor ... the next morning I wake up and I look like your woman (except my pecs are smaller and my hair shorter) :)
so your illustration reminds me of... me! :)
wonderful stuff Jack - as usual!
Thank you for bringing clarity to this awful trend. She's positively gruesome! Ha Ha.
ReplyDeleteBTW, it made me sad when Meg Ryan did it. Why in the world would she need big lips to help her career?? Really sad.
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